Friday, December 19, 2008

Pheromones

Research clearly shows that animals and insects react positively to pheromones... they instantly can tell when another of the same species, of the opposite sex, is interested or attracted to it simply by the pheromones it emits... Humans also emit pheromones... oddly enough, when you're single, nobody but nobody gives a rat's ass about you... couldn't care less... not attracted to you, don't care, they want nothing to do with you... The second...and I mean, the SECOND you get a boyfriend/girlfriend...the entire city is suddenly attracted to you...they can't get enough... they're smiling, flirting, winking...you name it...they're all over you... all of a sudden exes come out of the woodwork...they want to get together..."For old time's sake"... they email you, call you, send you pictures.... before you met someone, they didn't even remember you existed...suddenly though, there they are..."Hey Baby, I miss you"...WTF??? Not only are exes suddenly back in the picture...it is my experience at the moment that suddenly everybody's a flirt...the salesperson at the corner shop, the bus driver, co-workers...everybody!! lol... Don't worry people, the second I'll be single again...they'll all disappear...POOF! LOL... Let's hope I don't have to experience my non-pheromone existence again for quite some time...:o)

1 comment:

  1. Hey, it's been over a month!! How bout another posting?? What's going on in your life? I need info!!....lol

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