The Staff Christmas Party

Well well well...it seems the time has finally come for the Lougheed Staff Christmas Party...We are all expected to participate in this yearly ritual of Secret Santas and overindulgent eating...only problem here is that our Christmas party at Lougheed's is a daytime event...therefore, no drunken butt photocopying, no kissing hot married co-workers...no drinking at all...no actual interesting festivities...only a Kris Kringle present, a lunch, a social "Hi, Happy Holidays...Merry Christmas...Happy Hanukkah...yaddah yaddah...", with people we see every single day of the week...eat, burp, smile...go back to work..WOW...can I really handle all the excitement?? I suppose I must...slap on my big girl panties...put on a big ass goofy grin and pretend to like it...not much unlike sex.......MWAHAHAHA!! Merry Christmas everyone!!