Sunday, December 14, 2008

A cat's life...

Not only do the poinsettias continue to live to mock me...I've discovered another deviously charming creature that lives to do so as well...my cats...Tiger and Molly...This is how a usual evening at home goes...I come home from work...exhausted...trying desperately to get off my feet for the first time that day...and so it begins..."Molly, Molly, Molly...stop chewing the bag...Molly, drop the damn bag...stop it...Molly, Molly, MOLLY! STOP IT!...ahhhh...finally...Oh for the love of...TIGER...get out of the damn christmas tree...stop it...I said, get out of the tree...leave those damn balls alone...you're gonna break them...Tiger, Tiger, TIGER!!!" By now, I've thrown a sock his way; missed...hit the tree...DAMN! I have to get up to put that ball back on...MOLLY...leave the friggin bag alone....TIGER, leave the bows on the presents...what's the matter with you friggin cats! You're driving me crazy!!! Help!!!!! Ahhhh...all is finally quiet...what the hell was that??? TIGER!!!!!!! MOLLY!!!!

And thus goes my evening until I finally tumble, exhausted into my bed...and the purring...kneeding and cat fights for spot supremecy begin...Gotta love my cats...MWAHAHAHA! or should I say...MEOWOWOW!

2 comments:

  1. lol....kinda sounds like me with the kids but at least they go to bed at 7 and then I get a break :0)

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