A bowling I will go...

Okay people...tonight is finally the night...the night of the long anticipated...rarely duplicated...big gay (with one straight chick) bowling extravaganza...Can't wait...I'm gonna kick some ass...lol...okay, maybe not...I kind of suck at bowling...but I do love it immensely...I might have gotten a bit better with help from my mother's Wii...lol...God I hope so...Humiliation better not be in the cards! Please God let me be the high scorer for once...let me put my friends to shame...let them bow and say my name...LOL!! Okay, okay, let me at least not be the lowest gal on the totem pole and we'll call it even! We're even going out to Montana's where according to my friend Dominic there are many many HOT waiters...Oh my! lol...hope the food's as good as the view! lol...Ah well, I guess I'll soon find out...but first I must go to work and slave for 8 hours...perhaps see my guy and pinch his hot buns...lol...and then, and only then will I be ready to face the big gay bowling extravaganza that is ahead of me...wish me luck...hi ho hi ho, a bowling I will go....